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| You don't want pancakes anymore? YOU DON'T WANT PANCAKES ANYMORE?! Haha. That's a line from uh, that chick flick, um Somthin's Gotta Give, that movie was like wierd and gross and cool. It's about old people having sex. Wow. Anyways. Updizzle on the bizzle. Um got some new tunes here, check 'em out. "The Chiodos Bros." "Alexisonfire" "Underoath" "The Bled" "Fall Out Boy" (ther emo schmos) "Half the Battle" so yea. Um can't think of what else to write. It has been a while since my updationismsnizzle. Well lets see where did I leave off? Well last Sunday I went to my boy Ben Simonson's Bday PARTEI, it was cool, big blow up mountain slide majigger. And then on Tuesday went to BV fo a bday fo Krisitin, oh yea that's where I left off huh. Then on Thurs I went to the Crystal Palace fo Hannah's line dancing spactacooler. It was cool, we ate appetizers. mmmm, appetizers. Then on Satday I went to Sarah Meyer's little shin dig. Cool blow up slip 'n' slide. Fo rizzle. It was tisisight. Also un bounce house. That was kracy. Sarah, I'm gonna kidnap your dog. Afterwards we bounced on over to Ingrid's casa fo some games of "survey" i believe it is pronounced "CERVEE" with a little thingy above the e. yea. Took Chuck home and uh hunged out at mi casa. Satday me and chad went to Javi's Supertoras which servirs some excellent mexican sandwhiches. Those of you in Patino's class can understand the power of torta's. Then back at Chad's place, rented some vids and um checked Chad's email for messages from horny girls. No luck though. Watched Cheaper By the Dozen, that movie is unexpectedly dramatic. Wow. Came home to find people fleeing my headlights. And chalk messages all over my drive way. wtf. I know who did it too cuz i chased em en mi car. Kortney Penrose and Cori Thomas, and Jared that's all the people i could find evidence against. Because we had a high speed chase down Brimhall. And Cori's cougar was parked in front of Kortney's house. And i shall have my revenge. mmwahahaha. Anyways. Today I moped around the house. And yea. I just drank some lemonade. Long enrtry. Wow. Yea and I just perused the internet for new blood in the underground music industry. Until I had to go have coffee with my youth pastor. I guess he wanted a chance to "get to know me" freaky. Friggin people. | | |
| - I never met another geminiBeen a while, eh? oh sorry, eanh? That's better. I'm sure you didn't get that one. Anyways, today I went to BV oh sorry "Webb Lake" for Kristin's bday partei. Yea we pretty much just sat around and ya know chilled, played cards, frisbee, volleyball. Then the boat came back and the stupid tube was popped so we couldn't use it anymo'. So I went out and wakeboarded, better anyways. But tubing is way fun. I was like getting out of the water after my like fat back flip lol and then Lexi, no Bert not that one, like was all saying that Kelly was in the boat next to us. When I say "next to" I mean like 50 yards but yea. I was like whoa. So yea Kelly I saw you there. Haha. Oh man. Then while waiting to leave Grant was like "I HAVE to be home BY 8." And it was 745 so they let us go home. It was cool, cuz he didn't have to be home. So anyways I drove home from Kristin's and like came home and yea that's pretty much it. Charles is playing bball. I don't know why I didn't play with him. Oh well. So yea. I haven't worn my retainer in like a week. So now my teeth feel wierd when I put it in my mouth. Anyways. Yea there are flies at BV that freakin bite. I hate em. Later | | |
| Today has been just as boring as yesterday. I'm really hungry dude. I had a samwich for lunch, but man i am like really hungry. And there is nothin to eat. So I have to wait till dinner to eat. I prolly won't eat till six. I am so hungry. Today all I did was like go help these people move, but then they didn't need my help. Oh well. Then i worked outed. Then i shook a tower and then read. Boring. Man am I hungry.
Boys shouldn't be made to go to sleep, because they'll wake up a day older. | | |
| Well well, yesterday I went golfing with Justin and Charles. Chad was gonna come but he figured out it wasn't worth the emabarrassment. I thought so. We had fun while engaging in high speed chases down the cart paths and across the fairways. Some wierd guy asked if he could golf the front nine with us so we said ok. He was wierd. But he sucked too so it was ok. We kind of lost interest around hole fifteen because it was getting late and we were tired of losing balls... yea... anyways. So we had one last chase after I stole Justin's cart like three times. And unstrapped his bag so that it fell off every few holes. Golf is probably the most frusturating game ever. But its fun if you don't care. Then we spent the night at Charles' house and me and Chuck had a row about my previous entry about his javelin throwing. Oh well. Me and Chad went to Jack in the crack at like 115 to get tacos, mmmmmmmm. | | |
| So yea, everyday this week, actually this summer has been filled with uh, basketball, sitting around and being bored. Usually with Chad or Charles, or some combination of the two. Why is that? Ok, so I have a story from yesterday that should entertain you. Ready? So Chad calls me yesterday, gee what a surprise, jk Chad, and he says that Charles is gonna call me so he can come over and we'll all play basketball. Well so we do. And we play for like an hour and then start to get bored. So we start messing around with stuff like ripped off chain link fences and junk. Then I jumped up and grabbed the rim and pulled myself up onto the back of the basket ball hoop, and I'm just sittin up there and Chad starts throwing the bball at me. So Charles thinks its funny to break off a two by four from the stupid whatever, roof, above some benches and starts throwing it "Achilles style" so then he finally is done being stupid and is standing below me not paying attention, and I have the ball. So I drop it on his head. Ya know just to let him know I haven't forgotten about his attempt to skewer me. He goes "Oh you're dead now (expletive)!" And he starts throwing the ball but when he tosses it up and I caught it he goes back and gets the two by four! And then chucks it up with all force and it scraped the side of my arm before falling back to earth. This lady in the pool area saw him do it and yelled at him. So of course he felt incredibly stupid and got all butt hurt and told me to give him the ball back. So I did and he stormed off home. I called him and acted like nothing was wrong but his "dad was coming to pick him up" boo hoo. Oh well it wasn't my fault Achilles got in trouble by a lady. Just goes to show that you should pick your battles away from an irritable soccer mom. | | |
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